Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,540 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/160 points)
find and kill a miniboss
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/155 points)
Kill all bots on any level
Complete Planet 1
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Die 5 Times
Destroy 100 cars
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 13/22 (70/140 points)
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
